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    City Promotes Health, Forces Citizens to do Burpees as Payment for Parking Garages

    City Promotes Health, Forces Citizens to do Burpees as Payment for Parking Garages

    MADISON, WISCONSIN -- The city of Madison has officially passed a law to help combat the city's ongoing obesity epidemic. The city and...
    M.F.A. Graduate Lands Dream Job as Cashier at Trader Joe's

    M.F.A. Graduate Lands Dream Job as Cashier at Trader Joe's

    Santa Clarita, CA -- Calvin Smith has been an artist his entire life. When he was accepted into UCSD's MFA program to study Ceramics,...
    Shell Employee Reveals Vaping "Much Healthier Than Cigarettes"

    Shell Employee Reveals Vaping "Much Healthier Than Cigarettes"

    ELKHART, IN -- As he takes a sip of his Brazilian-bold coffee consisting mostly of cream and sugar, Jayce Tucker, 28, stands behind the...
    Study Shows Redundant Vocabulary Correlates to Popularity and Sexiness, Study Suggests.

    Study Shows Redundant Vocabulary Correlates to Popularity and Sexiness, Study Suggests.

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    Man with Loud, Jingly Keys Better Be Really Fucking Important

    Man with Loud, Jingly Keys Better Be Really Fucking Important

    What?!? Sorry, can't fuckin' hear you over the ear-piercing sound of this guy's keys. He must be pretty important, why else would he have...
    Wife of Museum Custodian Starts New Podcast About the Joys of being a Wife of Museum Custodian

    Wife of Museum Custodian Starts New Podcast About the Joys of being a Wife of Museum Custodian

    There can never be enough podcasts!
    Danny DeVito Seen Unscrewing the Caps off Laundry Detergents at Target

    Danny DeVito Seen Unscrewing the Caps off Laundry Detergents at Target