You procrastinated, who would've thought! Luckily, we have some last-minute stocking stuffers that just about anyone will love.
1. Inactive Life Alert
It's just like a Life Alert, but instead of YOU calling the authorities, the Life Alert translates the victims' cries for help into Chinese. Sayonara, Grandma!
2. Tony Danza's "Teeth Remover"
Fans of "Who's the Boss" and "Taxi" will get a real kick out of this one. Tony Danza has released his very own line of teeth-removers! Tired of having a full mouth? Remove all of your teeth in one step, with Tony Danza's Teeth Removers!
3. A Harpoon
This should go without saying. It's almost 2020, every able-bodied man and woman needs to own a harpoon.
4. Cream-Soda Detector
These slick testing-strips will tell you whether or not you're drinking cream soda. Simply place the strip into the drink, wait 15 seconds, remove the strip, wait 5 minutes, and you'll know whether or not your drink is Cream Soda!
5. Another Harpoon
Your life depends on it.