Updated: Sep 16, 2020
You procrastinated, who would've thought! Luckily, we have some last-minute stocking stuffers that just about anyone will love.
1. Cream Soda Detector
These slick testing-strips will tell you whether or not you're drinking cream soda. Simply place the strip into the drink, wait 15 seconds, remove the strip, wait 5 minutes, and you'll know whether or not your drink is Cream Soda!
2. Tony Danza's "Teeth Remover"
Fans of "Who's the Boss" and "Taxi" will get a real kick out of this one. Tony Danza has released his very own line of teeth-removers! Tired of having a full mouth? Remove all of your teeth in one step, with Tony Danza's Teeth Removers!
3. A Harpoon
This should go without saying. It's almost 2020, everyone needs to own a harpoon.
4. Dysfunctional Life Alert
It's just like a Life Alert, but instead of calling the authorities, the Life Alert translates the victims' cries for help into Chinese. Sayonara, Grandma!
5. Another Harpoon
Your life depends on it.