Celebrity Tweets to Replace Legislative Branch in 2021

The American government officially announced that celebrity tweets will become the official authoritative entity for all legislature. New laws will soon be unveiled by completely unique and non-repetitive viewpoints from ex-models, reality stars, talk-show hosts, and retired NBA players. Congress also mentioned that the occasional blanket-statement tweet by a 19 year old will also have the potential to become law as well, depending on the number of retweets.

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